the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
Gatsby? What Gatsby?
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.” I agree with the second part.
im still laughing at this
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations
People do realize this is fake yes? Many people, myself included, have ATM pins that are the same backward as they are forward so yeah. This technology has been developed but no ATMs use them.
↳17) The Prestige
“Are you watching closely?”
[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]