no matter how many times i see this scene, it never ceases at making me laugh out loud.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS RIGHT NOW
I was tagged by londubat
► Name ➔ Brad
► Birth place ➔ Buffalo, NY
► Where do I live ➔ Technically Syracuse, NY
► Hair color ➔ black
► Eye Color ➔ hazel
► Birthday ➔ January 20th
► Gender ➔ male
► Lefty or Righty ➔ righty
► Single or taken? ➔ Single
► Happy? ➔ well I’m not sad
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ No
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Not really
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ This assumes I’ve been in one.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ yeah, I think so but I don’t like to think about it.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ I think
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Of course
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Not that I’m aware of
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Yes
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ haha yes but it’s not like it bothers me
► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ This doesn’t make sense to me.
► Love or lust ➔ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced tea
► Cats or Dogs ➔ never make me choose between cats and dogs
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Definitely a few best friends
► Television or internet ➔ Internet. I mean you can watch tv and more on the internet, why is this even up for debate.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Pepsi
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Romantic night in I guess? Although I do like going out so idk. I’m too indecisive for this.
► Day or night ➔ night
► Text or Call ➔ Text
► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ As you can tell, I wear makeup everyday.
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ No
► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ yes and yes :(
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ lol yes, we all make mistakes
► Prank called a store? ➔ nah
► Skipped school? ➔ yes
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ yes
► Spent all your money? ➔ yes :(
► Met a celebrity? ➔ no, but I’ve came close too many times and I hate myself for it.
► Been really ill? ➔ yes
► Gotten high? ➔ yes
► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes
► Light or dark hair ➔ both?
► Shorter or taller ➔ I mean I tend to prefer taller people but by tall I don’t necessarily mean tall tall but height isn’t really a factor in attraction for me.
► Intelligence or attraction ➔ ???? Intelligence is a necessary part of attraction????
► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Idk I kinda hate the idea of relationships right now in my life but hook-ups aren’t exactly healthy for me either. Casual relationships are cool tho.
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ funny and rich….but no, if we’re being serious, funny and poor. I can’t do humorless people if that’s what you mean by serious.
► Mac or PC? ➔ Mac, I’ve never not had bad luck with PCs.
► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ Chapstick
► City or country? ➔ Country if I had to choose, but I love cities too.
► Driving or walking? ➔ I mean I’ll take walking over driving any day but not if it’s impractical. Although, if I’m in a busy city, I’ll always choose to walk.
► Last phone call? ➔ My mom
► Last song you listened to? ➔ Far from Any Road by the Handsome Family (aka the True Detective theme, I’ve had it stuck in my head all day)
► Last thing you ate? ➔ Chicken Alfredo
► Last thing you drank? ➔ water
► Last place you were? ➔ the dining hall
► Last kiss? ➔ This weekend lol
► Last picture taken? ➔ if we’re not counting snapchat, then the beautiful scenery of Green Lakes State Park.
► Last outfit? ➔ Khakis and a sweater. Pretty basic.
► Last purchase? ➔ Trader Joe’s B)
I’m not going to tag anyone but like if you want to do this you can say I tagged you and do it.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
Ocean Atlas. Huge Underwater Sculpture in Nassua, Bahamas
Installed at the beginning of October, Ocean Atlas is the latest underwater sculpture by Jason deCaires Taylor. It depicts a young local Bahamian girl holding up the ceiling of the ocean. During low tide, the water will reflect a mirror image of the sculpture on the underside of the sea’s surface.
oh, you’re watching orphan black? i love that show, the way they just [clenches fist] tatiana all those frickin maslanys
- Hamlet: You read my journal?
- Horatio: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today
I’d like to correct this:
“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”
“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.
I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.
I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.
I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.
I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.
I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”
reblogging for the comment
I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.
fucking BOOM ^
Woman? Is that meant to insult me?
It was pretty chill, did a lot of fun activities. Saw a lot of dogs and cats. That’s all that really matters.
You sure have led a life, huh?
#i love this#bcs helena constructing her own identity#after so many people have been forcing different ones on her her entire life#brainwashing her and imprisoning her and abusing her#and once she’s escaped#and has the chance to completely make shit up about herself#what story does she choose to tell?#one made entirely out of the lives of the only people in the world she has anything in common with