The Owls Are Not What They Seem

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cosrnos: I’m sexy and I have a hard time accepting that due to my cripplingly low self esteem

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:53:38 -0400

cosrnos:

I’m sexy and I have a hard time accepting that due to my cripplingly low self esteem

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:52:56 -0400

steverattail: Nintendo of Japan president Satoru Iwata responds...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:51:48 -0400

steverattail:

Nintendo of Japan president Satoru Iwata responds to Xbox One reveal

tamturse: In case I needed another reason to go for a morning...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:57:51 -0400

tamturse:

In case I needed another reason to go for a morning #run - this view! #Hoboken #NYC #photography

This was taken with my iPhone and has an instagram filter.

circusbones: breanieswordvomit: caffeinated-zombie: So, in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:57:06 -0400

circusbones:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

“HOOMANS, PLEASE HALP, HOOMANS!”

ashdisneyc88: This is the funniest picture of a groom with his...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:23 -0400

ashdisneyc88:

This is the funniest picture of a groom with his groom’s men I’ve ever seen.

lsimhbiwfefmtlol: This is why they remade Spiderman.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:32:01 -0400

lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.

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tyleroakley: Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:02:52 -0400

tyleroakley:

Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview

kiwibutt: kyleehenke: scribblenauts: the dangerous effects of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:43:41 -0400

kiwibutt:

kyleehenke:

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

ah yes my spirit animal

total cutie

flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:14:37 -0400

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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iwasthepinkpantheronce: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: chillwhore:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:51:06 -0400

iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

zeuspiss: im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:48:36 -0400

zeuspiss:

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

Gatsby? What Gatsby?

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:37:22 -0400

Gatsby? What Gatsby?

wednesdaydreams: Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:36:02 -0400

wednesdaydreams:

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.” I agree with the second part.

Se7en (1995)