Posting this for everyone else to see. I was the Black Swan on Halloween and it was perfect. I blasted the Black Swan soundtrack and danced down the streets and screamed at people that I was perfect and that I was the swan queen. yup.
The makeup looked even better last night since it wasn’t rushed but idk where those pictures are. Also note how the black brings out my bloodshot eyes. 

Posting this for everyone else to see. I was the Black Swan on Halloween and it was perfect. I blasted the Black Swan soundtrack and danced down the streets and screamed at people that I was perfect and that I was the swan queen. yup.

The makeup looked even better last night since it wasn’t rushed but idk where those pictures are. Also note how the black brings out my bloodshot eyes. 



Picture of me as a lesbian playing Pretty Pretty Princess. I won btw but I always win Pretty Pretty Princess. Always. 

Picture of me as a lesbian playing Pretty Pretty Princess. I won btw but I always win Pretty Pretty Princess. Always. 



LEAVING FOR PHILLY TO SEE MARINA BYE.

LEAVING FOR PHILLY TO SEE MARINA BYE.



I em holy.

I em holy.



Beauty shot of me considering the possibilities of the universe while my mom continues to shit around. We were supposed to be at Maddie’s house and leaving for Philly at 12:00 am. It is now 12:15 am and I am still at home. 
Also wondering why this webcam adds dates under pictures because that is really stupid. 

Beauty shot of me considering the possibilities of the universe while my mom continues to shit around. We were supposed to be at Maddie’s house and leaving for Philly at 12:00 am. It is now 12:15 am and I am still at home. 

Also wondering why this webcam adds dates under pictures because that is really stupid. 



Love this shirt.

Love this shirt.



Learning through osmosis.

Learning through osmosis.



Guess which fag got their Christmas bonus today? Yeah, this one. 

Guess which fag got their Christmas bonus today? Yeah, this one. 



Rocky Horror was a fun time last night. A very fun time. 

Rocky Horror was a fun time last night. A very fun time. 



You can’t see my face but, the boredom is killing me. 

You can’t see my face but, the boredom is killing me. 



My dog decided to grace me with her presence. 

My dog decided to grace me with her presence. 



Fuck you, Heather. I’m in a spaceship. 

Fuck you, Heather. I’m in a spaceship. 



Shut up, Heather. I have a ratty old stuffed dog named Dog. Your argument is invalid. 

Shut up, Heather. I have a ratty old stuffed dog named Dog. Your argument is invalid. 



swagilicious:

hi i’m bored.


Hi, bored. My name’s Brad and as you can see, I have a stuffed dog on my dresser.

swagilicious:

hi i’m bored.

Hi, bored. My name’s Brad and as you can see, I have a stuffed dog on my dresser.



Andrew still hasn’t followed me back. I think he was serious about unfollowing you if you blogged about Sabrina the Teenage witch.

Andrew still hasn’t followed me back. I think he was serious about unfollowing you if you blogged about Sabrina the Teenage witch.